Merry Xmas!

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Permalink Reply by Steph on December 27, 2008 at 9:13pm

I want to try it but don't want to ruin it at the same time. Will report back when drunk. Some time post xmas eating and drinking when it can be truly appreciated. It says to eat with Japanese...

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Permalink Reply by Geoff Griggs on December 30, 2008 at 3:09pm

Just in case you haven't seen it...

‘Twas The Brewer’s Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Every creature was thirsty, including the mouse…
The steins were empty, and the bottles were too
The beer had been drunk with no time to brew.

My family was nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Christmas Ale foamed in their heads.
Mama in her kerchief lamented the drought,
She craved a pilsner and I, a stout.



When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the kitchen, I flew like a flash,
Opening the door with a loud bang and crash!

I threw on the switch and the lights, all aglow,
Gave a luster of mid-day to the brew-pot below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But Gambrinus himself, the patron of beer.



With a look in his eye, so lively and quick,
He said, “You want beer? Well, here, take your pick.”
More rapid than eagles, his recipes came
As he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

“Now, Pilsener! Now, Porter! Now, Stout and Now Maerzen!
On, Bitter! On, Lager! On, Bock and On Weizen!”
“To the top of the bottles, the short and the tall,
Now brew away, brew away, and fill them all!”



As dried hops before a wild hurricane fly,
And then, without warning, settle down with a sigh,
So towards the brew-pot, the ingredients flew,
Malt extract, roasted barley and crystal malt, too.

And then in a twinkling, I heard it quite plain,
The cracking open of each barley grain.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Into the kitchen, he came with a bound.



He was dressed like a knight, from his head to his toes,
With an old family crest adorning his clothes.
A bundle of hops, he had flung on his back,
And the brewing began when he opened his pack.

His hops were so fragrant! His barley, how sweet!
The adjuncts included Munich malt and some wheat.
The malted barley was mashed in the tun,
Then boiled with hops in the brew-pot ’till done.



Excitement had me gnashing my teeth,
As the sweet smell encircled my head like a wreath.
Beer yeast was pitched, both lager and ale,
The wort quickly fermented, not once did it fail.

It was then krausened, or with sugar primed,
And just being bottled when midnight had chimed.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know, I’d be shortly in bed.



He spoke not a word but kept on with his work,
And capped all the bottles, then turned with a jerk.
And laying a finger alongside his nose,
He belched (quite a burp!) before he arose.

Clean-up was easy, with only a whistle,
And away the mess flew, like the down on a thistle.
And I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he left me the beer,
“Merry Christmas to all and a HOPPY New Year!”

Thanks to The Brookston Beer Bulletin for this parody of Clement C. Moore’s “A Visit from Saint Nicholas,” which was first published in 1823. The original version is on Wikipedia along with much more information about the poem.

http://www.brookstonbeerbulletin.com/twas-the-brewers-night-before-...

In addition to this one, there are also numerous other parodies of the famous poem. I especially got a chuckle out of the lawyer’s version. For a truly staggering collection of these check out the Canonical List of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas Variations, with 849 different versions of The Night Before Christmas.
(http://www.alchemistmatt.com/twas/twasallmain.html)

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Permalink Reply by Stu McKinlay on December 30, 2008 at 4:06pm

Saint Nicholas... didn't he brew Armageddon?

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Permalink Reply by Daniel Parker on January 9, 2009 at 12:20am

We now have this in stock:

http://www.beerstore.co.nz/detail.lasso?BeerID=1971&VariantID=1066

Regards
Daniel
The Beer Store

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