Flat and Warm goes to Rarotonga and finds booze

Blog still going, in spite of growing pleas to the contrary and flying in the face of good taste, common sense, and the betterment of humanity. I'm also starting to notice a direct correlation between levels of readership and my ability to write something less than 500 words long. But I don't care.

Anyway, beer in the Cook Islands, a novella, can be found here. - http://tinyurl.com/6qvcqxb