It starts out small, a wish for beer,
A kit and kilo, a drink is near!
In the mix the kit and sugar go,
The outcome a fate we all know.
The beer tastes soapy and a little shit,
The boys cry out says it's not a hit.
So what's next on this epic undertaking,
To get beer that is not painstaking.
We invest in the gear to start from scratch,
Mash tun and grain mill are part of the catch.
A little more bling we buy it all new,